Small Dick-Tator Energy — Oversized Tee
🇮🇳 India exclusive · Dispatch 1–4 days · Delivery 5–10 days · Priority shipping available · 7-day money-back on prepaid
Diagnosis: terminal. Treatment: the ballot box.
The rudest poster on the street, framed like the public notice it deserves to be. Black frame, cream panel, red stamp — proper formatting for an improper message.
- Boxy oversized fit — dropped shoulders, wide body
- Framed poster-style print with red rubber-stamp centre line
- Designed once, made in one small batch, never restocked
🇮🇳 India exclusive · Dispatch in 1–4 days · Delivery in 5–10 days after dispatch · Priority shipping at checkout · 7-day money-back on prepaid orders · Prepaid only for now (no COD)
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India exclusive — we ship anywhere in India, and only India. Orders are dispatched in 1–4 business days and delivered in 5–10 days after dispatch, fully tracked. In a hurry? Priority shipping is available at checkout. Prepaid orders only for now — COD is paused due to demand. Full shipping policy.
7-Day Money-Back Guarantee
Every prepaid order carries a 7-day money-back guarantee. If the tee isn't it, contact us within 7 days of delivery — keep it unworn, unwashed, tags on — and we refund you in full to your original payment method. Read the full policy.
The streets are talking
Certified banner behaviour
fit check: KERB tee, borrowed conviction, zero regrets. the print did all the talking.
wore the revolution to class and the professor said 'finally, a student with a thesis.'
not me buying a tee because it said what i couldn't post. wearing my opinions now. cheaper than therapy.
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Designed once
Every piece begins as a single idea — sketched, refined and finalised as a one-off design.
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Made in one small batch
Each design is produced in a single limited run — cut, printed and finished with care, never mass-repeated.
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Never restocked
When a run sells out, it's gone for good. What you're holding won't be made again.